Is A Shower Too Much To Ask For?

I don't get nauseated by odors very easily. However, there is one odor that can cause be to vomit almost immediately as the scent hits my nose... and that is body odor. Body odor is the one smell that I just cannot tolerate. I have to deal with so many different types of people in my line of work and sometimes some of them just smell like the inside of a dumpster.

There are too many ways in this day in age for a human being to deodorize their self. From the good old shower to throwing on some extra deodorant; even smelling like too much cologne is better than smelling like a trash can. There are people in this world, who despite the availability of a shower and deodorizing products, still seem to radiate a scent that I can only describe as putrid ass.



How long does it really take to jump in the shower and cleanse? Five minutes? Ten? Maybe even fifteen minutes for a man if they are feeling really motivated. Don't people realize that they stink if they don't shower every day? And if you don't care about your odor for yourself, think about the rest of us who are forced to interact with you.



I especially find it amusing when you have those women carrying Coach purses or the men wearing designer suits who you know haven't seen the inside of a shower for more than forty-eight hours. If you can afford those things, you should be able to afford some soap, right? I think I am just going to start carrying a pocket size body spray and any time someone that smells comes close to me I am going to spray them down and let them have it. Is that really too extreme?

I don't think it is... If you think about it if a stranger just came up and grabbed you would you get angry and yell at them and probably become very irate? I think it is along the same lines because these people have created an odor that is invading your personal space or "bubble", if you will. So, if you think you may be smelly and you want to be near me without getting sprayed down with AXE in a public setting, I would advise just taking a quick five minute shower in the morning. Happy cleansing. Just remember, if you look like you smell like shit, then you probably do. And odor is always stronger than designer cloths.