I don't know about other women but I really enjoy my yearly visit to the gynecologist. My gyno has been my mother's doctor since long before I ever needed an OBGYN and he has been my doctor since my very first appointment. Now, you're probably thinking, "He?"... Yes, "He." I have always had this eerie feeling that every woman gynecologist is lesbian and since I couldn't deal with a lesbian feeling around down there I decided it would be best to have a male gyno. I also decided that since my doctor is about seventy years old, he's probably seen so much, well... ya know... that it can't be that appealing him to him any more and when he's down there it will be strictly business.
So, back to why I enjoy my yearly visit and relationship with my gyno... My doctor is a wealth of knowledge, about women, there bodies, and gives unbiased advice about so many different subjects such as birth control, babies, relationships, etc. How many men can do that? Also, when I get done with my visit, the doctor doesn't call and harass me to see him again for a year... an entire year.
Anyway, so once again I had my fabulous visit with my once a year friend that most women don't dare to talk about and, for those who care, all is well. My only quam is that it is a rather distant drive, however, for such a dependable physician, I will make the trip. So, until next year, Doctor, continue being awesome doing what it is that you do for woman kind.

3 comments:
That reminds me i have to make an appointment but everytime i do the lady on the phone laughs at me why is that?
Had I a cooch, I think I would prefer a boney finger up it as oppposed to a boney finger up my rectum checking out my prostate. I'm not due for regular ones of those for a few more years, but I have had that done, and it's not pleasant. He was really nice about it though. Sent me flowers the next day, asked if I wanted to go to dinner, ya know the normal stuff. :)
Dan - She probably just laughs cause she has some type of tick or she's just a giggly gal... I am sure it has nothing to do with you.
TNO - Yes, a boney finger up the rectum doesn't sound very nice. However, cold spreaders up the "cooch" aren't that great either. So you received flowers? Are you sure he was actually a doctor?
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